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Archive for the month “September, 2016”

Scruffy Nerfherder


Some science types dissected a Wookiee’s corpse and learnt¬†that 40% of their brains are devoted to processing smells. The very next thing they learnt¬†was what it feels like to have your arms pulled out of their sockets by angry grieving relatives for desecrating Wookiee burial groves. That’s why I trust Chewie’s nose for danger. He can tell how much trouble a guy is planning with one long, careful sniff. Read more…


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