News THIS! – Exam Passes Up Again; “Kids Still Dumb” Says Government
A few years ago I tried my hand as a writer of news satire. I’d comb the Interwebs and select an article to parody. Watch as I crank the gyros on the Archiv-O-Matic to bring the articles back… FROM THE PAST.
Historical Note: This was in response to the inevitable media outcry that accompanied every single year’s exam results being published.
LONDON, England –UK Government sources decry once more the shameful failings of Britain’s education system. Despite continual pressure to increase performance in a measurable way, teachers and pupils are failing themselves and each other by allowing the GCSE pass rate to increase year-on-year. Read more…