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Archive for the month “May, 2013”

News THIS! – Blizzard announces new “Titan” details

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29 May 2013

Executive Sauna, Blizzard HQ, Irvine, California — Blizzard announced at a press conference today that their project “Titan”, which was assumed by games industry press to be a cutting edge “next generation” MMO, is instead a plan to send a mission to Saturn to retrieve its moon “Titan” and tow it back to Earth to open as a World of Warcraft theme park as soon as 2016. Read more…

People of Public Transport

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Today’s Person is The Coinslot King. The King can be of either gender. Read more…

Smingleigh Starcraftnauts Players X-Treme

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Historical Note: This was originally a comment on Rock Paper Shotgun in response to I Got Pineapples

Dear Sir, Madam, Robot, or possibly some sort of Dog,

I read with interest your progressive policies towards the ethical treatment of those unfortunates society chooses to call “professional Starcraft II players”.

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People of Public Transport

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The Surfer Dude is the man who disdains the use of seats and benches. He also scorns hand holds and support rails.
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News THIS! – Discovery launch scrubbed; “Clouds too hard” says NASA

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A few years ago I tried my hand as a writer of news satire. I’d comb the Interwebs and select an article to parody. Watch as I crank the gyros on the Archiv-O-Matic to bring the articles back… FROM THE PAST.

8 December 2006

SHUTTLE LAUNCH SITE, Cape Carnival, Florida — The Space Shuttle Discovery is still on the ground after missing its launch window because of clouds.

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