News THIS! – Blizzard announces new “Titan” details

29 May 2013

Executive Sauna, Blizzard HQ, Irvine, California — Blizzard announced at a press conference today that their project “Titan”, which was assumed by games industry press to be a cutting edge “next generation” MMO, is instead a plan to send a mission to Saturn to retrieve its moon “Titan” and tow it back to Earth to open as a World of Warcraft theme park as soon as 2016.

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People of Public Transport

Today’s Person is The Coinslot King. The King can be of either gender.

Smingleigh Starcraftnauts Players X-Treme

Historical Note: This was originally a comment on Rock Paper Shotgun in response to I Got Pineapples

Dear Sir, Madam, Robot, or possibly some sort of Dog,

I read with interest your progressive policies towards the ethical treatment of those unfortunates society chooses to call “professional Starcraft II players”.

People of Public Transport

The Surfer Dude is the man who disdains the use of seats and benches. He also scorns hand holds and support rails.

News THIS! – Discovery launch scrubbed; “Clouds too hard” says NASA

A few years ago I tried my hand as a writer of news satire. I’d comb the Interwebs and select an article to parody. Watch as I crank the gyros on the Archiv-O-Matic to bring the articles back… FROM THE PAST.

8 December 2006

SHUTTLE LAUNCH SITE, Cape Carnival, Florida — The Space Shuttle Discovery is still on the ground after missing its launch window because of clouds.